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1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-18 19:05
apply for transport engineering design job
Qualifications required
BEng + MSc in engineering
Chartered with some royal chartership society
10 years relevant experience
no life because you'll be working 75 hours a week for £5.50 per month

apply to dictate policy on all transport for 60 million people
Qualifications required:
BA in Politics and Art history
Your dad knows Elaine who worked for the home office as a temp
A good dress sense because you'll be clocking off at 3pm to head for an evening soiree of cocaine and eastern European prostitutes dressed as waitresses.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-18 22:56
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