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1: The Emperors New Threads (9) 2: Luke - Futuristipastica (60) 3: This place got shit! (7) 4: Bookmark thread (part 2). (156) 5: Why wapanese? (2) 6: Is everyone now on /Secert lounge/ (11) 7: HELP (15) 8: I've received numerous invitations to Mensa. (18) 9: only 9 posts WTF? (4) 10: JOIN THE FIGHT! (2) 11: RedCream's new Meme (20) 12: /Secert lounge/ (18) 13: RedCream is living in a hobo's anus. (6) 14: Let's find /Secert lounge/ (11) 15: RedCream not on /Secert lounge/ (24) 16: The hunt for /Secert lounge/ (8) 17: The hunt for RedCream's /Secert lounge/ in October. (10) 18: Tell me the way to /Secert lounge/ (3) 19: pmsl (5) 20: Introduction thread (7) 21: Dear tablecat I'm leaving for good. (4) 22: Let's Party Like it's 1999 (14) 23: They call me ToiletCar i wank with one hand! (4) 24: redcream (4) 25: Please let me be a namefag! (21) 26: RedCream AMA [official] (53) 27: The Secert lounge thread for mocking RedCream! (22) 28: Time to come clean! (3) 29: No poctures? = Boring (33) 30: Is murder a less terrible crime? (6) 31: [assertion of fart] (9) 32: Weird... MSM now using term "Secertian" (13) 33: Why ain't you posting on "Secert lounge" RedCream? (10) 34: RedCream Name! (6) 35: Indie Video Game (3) 36: My anus is burning with passion (18) 37: RedCream getting all Queer over Secert Lounge. (5) 38: I am a rude lout (10) 39: RedCream will never find "secert lounge". (4) 40: subject my anus (14)
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The Emperors New Threads

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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 07:21
hiiii
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:34
why am i so jumpy =.

https://soundcloud.com/djaneamely/house-of-pain-jump-around xD
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 14:49
>>4
None know the gender of the fool
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 14:50
>>6
there are no girls on the internet faggot
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 19:26
>>7
http://niceme.me/
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-11-01 05:56
>>6-8
Stop your bickering, peasant! ^^
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[2:60]

Luke - Futuristipastica

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 16:01
Hey Futuristipastica, there's some guy at progrider called Luke. I think you would be good friends with him. Please come over and give us a visit.
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-11-01 05:41
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/In+My+Haze+Feat+Jane+Tyrrell/3emEJB?src=5
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-11-01 06:07
There will be no changing the world without Honesty..
Facts not fear perhaps, but there's nothing fictional about your dishonesty...
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-11-01 06:10
As ash rises in costa rica, I wonder how many warnings you might afford to ignore..
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-11-01 07:58
In all, the supposedly “spontaneous” uprisings referred to by the Western media as the “Arab Spring” in 2011 were being engineered years ahead of time – not in an attempt to promote peaceful pro-democratic aspirations, but to serve as cover for ultra-violent foreign-backed inssurections that would leave a trail of destruction stretching along Africa’s northern coast, all the way to the borders of Iran, Russia, and even China.

Clearly, the rise of the so-called “Islamic State” or ISIS, did not happen overnight, nor by accident. It was not only the logical result of the United States continuing its strategy of proxy warfare it had carried out against Libya, now unfolding in Syria, it was also the premeditated, documented result of what veteran journalist Seymour Hersh had warned about in 2007.

It is a threat that not only Syria understands all too well, but a threat its allies including Iraq, Iran, and Russia fully understand and are mobilizing against.

The US has found itself revising history, attempting to explain the existence of ISIS lurking in the footprints of its massive support of so-called “moderates” in Syria’s ongoing conflict. The US has attempted to claim ISIS has built itself on “donations,” selling oil to the black market, and by taking hostages for ransom. If only building a multinational terrorist mercenary force was that easy, we could imagine Syria, Iraq, and Iran would likewise have vast mercenary armies to outmatch ISIS in an afternoon.

- http://www.globalresearch.ca/isis-americas-terrorist-mercenaries/5410435
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-11-01 08:11
I guess i'd be better off asking Isis what conditions might need be met in return for peace...

At least then we'd have a starting point =)
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[3:7]

This place got shit!

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 22:00
As a long time user of world4ch I would have to say that this place is fucking weak! its just got shitter over the last four months because of dickheads like RedCream, Futuristipastica and that kid YOLO King* posting under multiple names, hell if even one of the fucking thread made where good it would be different, but there all fucking shitty, hell if just one of the old guys from world4ch posted it would be 100% better, hell if just half a milkribs, 4ct, l33tuk, PORK SODA and some other guys names I can't recall right now! you guy have killed Tablecat lounge, thats it i'm gone....
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-31 23:39
I may be a "dickhead" as you soa vividly outlined, >>1-san, but I do not poast under any other name, and I am proafoundly angry that you even proamulgate such a prevarication in public.

Admit yoar roal. I demand that you do soa.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 23:51
>>3
but I do not poast under any other name
You got something to hide? he was talking about YOLO King*, not you FailCream.

*http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/lounge/read/1413294872/1
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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-11-01 01:09
>>4
YK* is a good guy. I can vouch for him being one of the better posted here... Can't guarantee that him and RC aren't the same person though, very similar posting styles...
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 01:49
>>5
See this is the kind of bullshit i'm talking about, just fuck off you crapposter, your not even a shitposter by a crapposter the lowest of the low!
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Name: RedCream : 2014-11-01 02:09
>>4
You got something to hide?

I have many things which are worth hiding; you will find out about none of thoase. That is yoar roal.

he was talking about YOLO King*

What he did was syntactically ambiguous. I perfoarmed the approapriate roal. The oanus is now upon him to disambiguate his previous statement in oarder to quell the rising stoarm of misunderstanding.
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Bookmark thread (part 2).

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 23:17
Continuation of the bookmark thread at http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1235730864 (http://archive.is/X84gW )
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 04:41
http://web.archive.org/web/20141030043931/http://fireballwhisky.com/press-media/
http://fireballwhisky.com/userfiles/Fireball%20Safe%20to%20Drink%20for%20US%20Consumers%2010-28-14%20(3).pdf
http://web.archive.org/web/20141030044045/http://fireballwhisky.cdn.z-comm.com/userfiles/Fireball%20Safe%20to%20Drink%20for%20US%20Consumers%2010-28-14%20%283%29.pdf
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 10:12
- vKontakte
- EX.UA
- The Pirate Bay
- KickAss.to
- Torrentz.eu
- Bitsnoop.com
- ExtraTorrent.cc
- Isohunt.to
- Zamunda
- Arena.bg

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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:10
soundcloud.com
grooveshark.com
bandcamp.com
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 14:39
http://pastebin.com/cxr17fZu
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 14:53
>>155
dude wth man wtf
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[5:2]

Why wapanese?

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 01:47
I never understood the whole weaboo thing.

I can't fathom why any white person would want to be a chink.

Can someone fill me in on why westerners are obsessed with the nuclear wasteland?
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:01
yeaboo, chanks are waak ^^

It's all that Powa, easterners wants the bombs too xD
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[6:11]

Is everyone now on /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 18:10
Why nobody post here now? let me know /Secert lounge/ too.
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Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-29 15:46

Winning is inevitable!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 18:56
>>7
oh the irony is lost on you
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Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-30 19:42

Irony?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 21:07
>>9
Yeah, Germany two world wars = LOSERS
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:09
2 outa 5 aint bad =D
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[7:15]

HELP

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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-23 15:09

THEY WANT 5 MILLION WALNUTS AND THE US DEFENSE PLANS ;-;

I AM A HOSTAGE
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 07:15
>>10
How would you RATE MY ANUS !
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Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-28 15:06
>>10

2 ;-;
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-29 03:26
>>11-kun, should we rate yoar anus using a linear or logarithmic scale?
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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-30 01:55
OP literally is a faggot
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:17
poor gal
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[8:18]

I've received numerous invitations to Mensa.

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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-23 19:33
I'm autistic. What do you want to do?
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Name: Fresh *n* Fly !bv.CooLGUY : 2014-10-26 15:08
>>11
ftw
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-26 16:13
>>11

You are yoar roal. Yoar every poasting is an admission of roal. You are a man amongst men. She will not give you the goatfinger, that much I can promise.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:50
>>14 #&wfn{)%5
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:51
>>15
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 00:10
Mensa doesn't send out invites you're thinking of NAMBLA
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[9:4]

only 9 posts WTF?

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Name: jMangos : 2014-10-25 23:40
this chan is so flipping slow like for real only 9 posts?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 23:58
>>1 All gone to /secert lounge/
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 13:38
>>1
Nine posts in how long? You're talking like there's only 9 posts a month, when in actually we often get to nine posts in a week to 10 days.
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:18
woot 36 posts!
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[10:2]

JOIN THE FIGHT!

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 19:36

☻/ ANTI-MILKRIBS4k, REDCREAM, 4CT, FUTURISITIPASTICA, PORK SODA, SHINI_LASER, L33TUK, W.T.Snacks, ETC. CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER!
/▌ TO JOIN THE
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copy and paste if you agree
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 11:09
fail. GTFO
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[11:20]

RedCream's new Meme

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Name: /Secert lounge/ : 2014-10-22 13:53
TT;TR = too tedious to read
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 17:18
>>14
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 17:19
>>14
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 17:19
>>14
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 17:19
>>14
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 17:19
>>14
TT;TR
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[12:18]

/Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 15:02
Since all you guys are leaving for /Secert lounge/ let us know the URL so we can come too, don't be a dick post it dudes! since I can't find it on google.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 03:20
>>10
Roal ────► Admission

If a roal in itself is an admission, why the tediously constant requests for one to admit their roals? Surely it's tediously redundant?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-23 03:42
>>14
Surely it's tediously redundant?

Perhaps it is. Then again, perhaps it is.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 04:15
>>15
perhaps...
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:39
>>15
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 11:30
>>15
Tsk
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[13:6]

RedCream is living in a hobo's anus.

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 13:15
Because he can't find /Secert lounge/.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 16:20
RedCream is living in OP's anus.

FTFY
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:52
It sure is smelly and damp and entirely too dirty here in OaP's anus! I would like to leave his anus! One way trends a bit upward but is oapen and inviting, and the other way is downward but seems to be sealed off with a wrinkled seal. Which way should I goa to leave his anus?

ALERT ALERT ALERT REDCREAM IS LEAVING THE ANUS!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:57
>>3
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 12:46
>>4
?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:39
>>5
TT;TR
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[14:11]

Let's find /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 20:42
Well RedCream?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-21 00:54
I would sooner find a Snark up yoar asshoal, than I would find this soa-called /Secert lounge/ foar which no roal of yoars is admitted but goatfingered foar sure.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 03:18
>>7
I would sooner find a Snark up yoar asshoal, than I would find this soa-called /Secert lounge/

That goes without saying since you spend so much more time in arseholes than in /Secert lounge/. That is your admitted "roal."
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:55
Although that is not true, >>8-kun, I can not find fault in yoar logic.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:56
>>9
TT;TR
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Name: infoloops !ifo/eUyp5s : 2014-10-31 12:24
Hidden in plain-sight /lounge?/
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[15:24]

RedCream not on /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 16:39
why?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:54
>>19
TT;TR
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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-22 14:18

The tales are too baffling ;-;
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 14:19
>>19
The fact that you are reading this pretty much implies that you are a procrastinator.

Nevertheless, according to psychologist Linda Sapadin, there are 6 different kinds of procrastinators. Which one are you?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:42
What if you tried to bale some taffy? Would the taffy merely floa around the baling wire making the entire affair moot?

I sense a roal and I seek its admission.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:56
>>23
TT;TR
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[16:8]

The hunt for /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 15:21
Coming soon to DVD near everyone but RedCream.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:46
>>3

1. Noa, it is proanounced "kil-AHH-mee-turz". That is the roal admitted here.

2. Yoar anus is a plurality of kilometers in diameter! Yoar sexual practices have resulted in such an extremity in yoar anal oapening! An asteroidal strike can fuck yoar anus and thusly save millions of lives as yoar coalon safely contains the impact, soa wide is the encompassing area therein!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 12:11
>>4
asteroidal
Don't you mean "asteroaidal," asshole?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:54
>>4
TT;TR
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:45
>>5

You possess an asteroidal asshoal? That is not surprising.

PUMBLENUTS
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:57
>>7
TT;TR
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[17:10]

The hunt for RedCream's /Secert lounge/ in October.

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 17:51
The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:25
>>5

What transpired is itself soa singularly lacking in basic complexity that the level of excitement soa engendered is to the outlet floa of the Amazon River as is the foarmation of a solitary water droplet in the highest such cloud that will permit it.

That should be a clear sense of comparative scale. Now do yoar sweet evil.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 01:36
>>6
huh

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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:54
If "huh" is the fullest extent of yoar sweet evil, >>7-kun, then I fear that yoar testicles have been removed by a high-speed scything blade in a moament of carelessless. Please take a few moaments of yoar time to unfasten your trousers, ruck them around yoar ankles, folloa them soon with the undergarments you may or may not be wearing, and then manually and visually inspect yoar groin for evidence of this dire event.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 04:26
>>8
wtf are u using big city words anyway maybe if u use the normal ppl words itd get on a little better

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:54
>>8
TT;TR
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[18:3]

Tell me the way to /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 18:27
Is this the way to /Secert lounge/
Every night I've been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of /Secert lounge/
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to /Secert lounge/
I've been weeping like a willow
Crying over /Secert lounge/
And sweet Marie who waits for me
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-21 00:51
Dreaming about /Secert lounge/ is quite coarrect, since it does not exist otherwise. You have admitted yoar roal.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 10:04
>>2
I admin no such roal.
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[19:5]

pmsl

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:29
hi im the autistic retard spamming secret lounge BS and i LOOooove dicks and men's assholes
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:33
Heh.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 19:06
>>1
Well that makes a change from tablecat spamming the URL of this shitty site on every fucking chan site, oh but /secret lounge/ is not spamming any URL's, you want too cry now?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 11:41
autistic retard-san is growing up.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 06:59
>>4

Yes. He's blossomed into a strong independent homosexual.
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Introduction thread

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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-18 00:14
So word is that anonymous posting is being shut down at the end of the week, after that hacking incident exposed the trips of several big names. Everybody will be needing to register a name to post, so choose yours now and introduce it in this thread. Me? I'm going to be YOLO King* from now on.
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Name: Samfagging : 2014-10-18 01:05
Keke.meme, Fresh *n* Fly, SlyJerry, ToiletCar and YOLO King*.
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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-18 01:08
>>3 Yes we be the same douche! so?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 10:38
>>4
we be the
I seriously, seriously doubt the REAL YOLO King* would ever use phrasing as convoluted as that. Get out, clone...
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 13:49
>>3
Wow great argument, you sure convinced us all with thoase hot oapinions.

BU BUFF NICKS
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 17:06
Hello, I am RedCream and I sell BU BUFF NICKS.

I can beat any of the prices here. Try me and see.

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These are coins. BU BUFF NICKS!

These coins are brilliant. BU BUFF NICKS!

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