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[1:10]

I've received numerous invitations to Mensa.

1
Name: RedCream : 2014-10-23 19:33
I'm autistic. What do you want to do?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-25 05:38
It is better to have received an invitation to Mensa than to mens rea, if you knoa what I mean and alsoa admit yoar roal.

PUMBLENUTS ◄──── asserted in the absence of mental fault
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 11:08
>>6
if you knoa what I mean

I'm afraid I don't "knoa" what you mean, pal. Are you describing your experiences of inviting men into your rear?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-25 13:24
Soa you are saying that you do not knoa what I mean, >>7-san. You have noa fucking idea. You are ignoarant. Admit yoar roal.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 15:34
>>8

No, I have never invited men into my rear and do not plan to. I'm afraid I'll probably never "knoa" the pleasures and pains you are speaking of.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-26 01:00
You just admitted yoar roal per our demands, >>9-san. You are The Unknoaer. You will use that name hencefoarth.
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[2:2]

only 9 posts WTF?

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Name: jMangos : 2014-10-25 23:40
this chan is so flipping slow like for real only 9 posts?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 23:58
>>1 All gone to /secert lounge/
Name:
[3:2]

JOIN THE FIGHT!

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 19:36

☻/ ANTI-MILKRIBS4k, REDCREAM, 4CT, FUTURISITIPASTICA, PORK SODA, SHINI_LASER, L33TUK, W.T.Snacks, ETC. CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER!
/▌ TO JOIN THE
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copy and paste if you agree
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 11:09
fail. GTFO
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[4:8]

HELP

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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-23 15:09

THEY WANT 5 MILLION WALNUTS AND THE US DEFENSE PLANS ;-;

I AM A HOSTAGE
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 20:57
>>3
TT;TR
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Name: Negotiator : 2014-10-23 22:58
50 walnuts, and Canada's defense plans. Take it, or leave it and kill him.
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Name: Terrorist : 2014-10-24 00:18
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Name: Negotiator : 2014-10-24 00:26
DEFCON 2
I REPEAT DEFCON 2
THE ARMED FORCES ARE READY TO DEPLOY AND ENGAGE IN LESS THAN 6 HOURS.

KILL THE HOSTAGES. THERE WILL BE NO MORE NEGOTIATING.
IT IS WAR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 00:27
>>7
You are the worst negotiator ever.
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[5:149]

Bookmark thread (part 2).

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 23:17
Continuation of the bookmark thread at http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1235730864 (http://archive.is/X84gW )
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 00:58
http://imgur.com/CDb9HGK
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1341735956&pkey=1109411
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 07:29
http://www.icgi.org/medicalization/#Page_1
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=835743976438540
http://imgur.com/m8rRqHA
http://imgur.com/SIsJ2n6
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1415412182037029
http://imgur.com/QoKac4R
http://imgur.com/a/8BFdH
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1341735956&pkey=1109411
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 22:13
http://www.germanpropaganda.blogspot.com/2014/02/nazi-uses-of-word-nazi.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Karolinska_Solna_University_Hospital
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solna_Municipality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6torget
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagens_Nyheter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ume%C3%A5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torsh%C3%A4lla
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gothenburg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moderate_Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4stmanland

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 21:55
http://imgur.com/gallery/s86HE
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 12:44
http://www.cgccomics.com/1134755001/#features/3
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[6:13]

RedCream's new Meme

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Name: /Secert lounge/ : 2014-10-22 13:53
TT;TR = too tedious to read
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-23 03:45
>>6

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 06:35
Do we live in a 3d world that can only be perceived via a 4th dimension (duration)? If so, is there a 5th dimension that is required before the 4th can be perceived?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 06:53
>>10
And would that 5th dimension be consciousness, meaning our 'experience' of time which isn't objective or standard? And does that mean that a 6th dimension actually exists consisting of the space occupied by our "bodies" (as in, all the skin cells, heat, etc. that have come from our body since its formation). And since every dimension encapsulates the dimensions before it, could there be a 7th dimension which is the culmination of all the 6th dimensional "bodies."

It sounds plausible, but can we really say that we occupy the same dimensions as an atom or planet? If different sizes can effect things so dramatically (including duration and mass) does that mean the is a dimension known as 4a which is expressed through gravity? Without this 4a, it is hard to say that time encompasses dimensions 1,2,3.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 06:58
>>11
I guess we could the 7th dimension "probability."
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:38
>>9
TT;TR
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[7:18]

/Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 15:02
Since all you guys are leaving for /Secert lounge/ let us know the URL so we can come too, don't be a dick post it dudes! since I can't find it on google.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 03:20
>>10
Roal ────► Admission

If a roal in itself is an admission, why the tediously constant requests for one to admit their roals? Surely it's tediously redundant?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-23 03:42
>>14
Surely it's tediously redundant?

Perhaps it is. Then again, perhaps it is.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 04:15
>>15
perhaps...
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:39
>>15
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 11:30
>>15
Tsk
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[8:6]

RedCream is living in a hobo's anus.

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 13:15
Because he can't find /Secert lounge/.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 16:20
RedCream is living in OP's anus.

FTFY
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:52
It sure is smelly and damp and entirely too dirty here in OaP's anus! I would like to leave his anus! One way trends a bit upward but is oapen and inviting, and the other way is downward but seems to be sealed off with a wrinkled seal. Which way should I goa to leave his anus?

ALERT ALERT ALERT REDCREAM IS LEAVING THE ANUS!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:57
>>3
TT;TR
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 12:46
>>4
?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:39
>>5
TT;TR
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[9:10]

Let's find /Secert lounge/

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 20:42
Well RedCream?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 16:30
>>5 Oh yes, there is!
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-21 00:54
I would sooner find a Snark up yoar asshoal, than I would find this soa-called /Secert lounge/ foar which no roal of yoars is admitted but goatfingered foar sure.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 03:18
>>7
I would sooner find a Snark up yoar asshoal, than I would find this soa-called /Secert lounge/

That goes without saying since you spend so much more time in arseholes than in /Secert lounge/. That is your admitted "roal."
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:55
Although that is not true, >>8-kun, I can not find fault in yoar logic.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:56
>>9
TT;TR
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[10:24]

RedCream not on /Secert lounge/

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 16:39
why?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:54
>>19
TT;TR
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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-22 14:18

The tales are too baffling ;-;
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 14:19
>>19
The fact that you are reading this pretty much implies that you are a procrastinator.

Nevertheless, according to psychologist Linda Sapadin, there are 6 different kinds of procrastinators. Which one are you?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:42
What if you tried to bale some taffy? Would the taffy merely floa around the baling wire making the entire affair moot?

I sense a roal and I seek its admission.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:56
>>23
TT;TR
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[11:8]

The hunt for /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 15:21
Coming soon to DVD near everyone but RedCream.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:46
>>3

1. Noa, it is proanounced "kil-AHH-mee-turz". That is the roal admitted here.

2. Yoar anus is a plurality of kilometers in diameter! Yoar sexual practices have resulted in such an extremity in yoar anal oapening! An asteroidal strike can fuck yoar anus and thusly save millions of lives as yoar coalon safely contains the impact, soa wide is the encompassing area therein!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 12:11
>>4
asteroidal
Don't you mean "asteroaidal," asshole?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:54
>>4
TT;TR
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 21:45
>>5

You possess an asteroidal asshoal? That is not surprising.

PUMBLENUTS
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:57
>>7
TT;TR
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[12:10]

The hunt for RedCream's /Secert lounge/ in October.

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 17:51
The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:25
>>5

What transpired is itself soa singularly lacking in basic complexity that the level of excitement soa engendered is to the outlet floa of the Amazon River as is the foarmation of a solitary water droplet in the highest such cloud that will permit it.

That should be a clear sense of comparative scale. Now do yoar sweet evil.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 01:36
>>6
huh

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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:54
If "huh" is the fullest extent of yoar sweet evil, >>7-kun, then I fear that yoar testicles have been removed by a high-speed scything blade in a moament of carelessless. Please take a few moaments of yoar time to unfasten your trousers, ruck them around yoar ankles, folloa them soon with the undergarments you may or may not be wearing, and then manually and visually inspect yoar groin for evidence of this dire event.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 04:26
>>8
wtf are u using big city words anyway maybe if u use the normal ppl words itd get on a little better

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:54
>>8
TT;TR
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[13:3]

Tell me the way to /Secert lounge/

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 18:27
Is this the way to /Secert lounge/
Every night I've been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of /Secert lounge/
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to /Secert lounge/
I've been weeping like a willow
Crying over /Secert lounge/
And sweet Marie who waits for me
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-21 00:51
Dreaming about /Secert lounge/ is quite coarrect, since it does not exist otherwise. You have admitted yoar roal.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 10:04
>>2
I admin no such roal.
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[14:5]

pmsl

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:29
hi im the autistic retard spamming secret lounge BS and i LOOooove dicks and men's assholes
2
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:33
Heh.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 19:06
>>1
Well that makes a change from tablecat spamming the URL of this shitty site on every fucking chan site, oh but /secret lounge/ is not spamming any URL's, you want too cry now?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 11:41
autistic retard-san is growing up.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 06:59
>>4

Yes. He's blossomed into a strong independent homosexual.
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[15:7]

Introduction thread

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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-18 00:14
So word is that anonymous posting is being shut down at the end of the week, after that hacking incident exposed the trips of several big names. Everybody will be needing to register a name to post, so choose yours now and introduce it in this thread. Me? I'm going to be YOLO King* from now on.
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Name: Samfagging : 2014-10-18 01:05
Keke.meme, Fresh *n* Fly, SlyJerry, ToiletCar and YOLO King*.
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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-18 01:08
>>3 Yes we be the same douche! so?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 10:38
>>4
we be the
I seriously, seriously doubt the REAL YOLO King* would ever use phrasing as convoluted as that. Get out, clone...
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 13:49
>>3
Wow great argument, you sure convinced us all with thoase hot oapinions.

BU BUFF NICKS
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 17:06
Hello, I am RedCream and I sell BU BUFF NICKS.

I can beat any of the prices here. Try me and see.

http://www.google.com/search?q=brilliant+uncirculated+buffalo+nickel&tbm=shop

These are coins. BU BUFF NICKS!

These coins are brilliant. BU BUFF NICKS!

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[16:4]

Dear tablecat I'm leaving for good.

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 19:15
I'm sick of douches like Keke.meme, Fresh *n* Fly, SlyJerry and ToiletCar posting the same shit after crap, it's like the idiot (It's all one guy Kid) who wants to be the new SFBE, well fuck you i'm leaving for secert lounge which has a much better quality of posting.
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Name: >:(SFBE):< : 2014-10-17 22:01
We won't miss you anonyloss ass hole bye ;)
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 01:07
Yeah, fuck this bye tablecat it was going nice until this samefag came here, back to 8chan for me.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 04:01
>>3
Back to 8chan, please.
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[17:14]

Let's Party Like it's 1999

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Name: !]]']VR£EWh : 2014-10-15 13:16
Keke.meme !Compute.uk #5lXLykE3
Fresh *n* Fly !bv.CooLGUY #&wfn{)%5
SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 #Nd-@n4q{
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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-17 05:38
This is fucked up...
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Name: ltamake : 2014-10-17 05:44
When are bitch-ass anonypussies getting banned for this shjt?
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Name: FrozenVoid : 2014-10-17 09:21
Miss me yet?
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Name: Vodka&Whatever : 2014-10-17 09:28
>>12
Yes.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 18:16
>>11
for publicly available tripcodes?
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[18:4]

They call me ToiletCar i wank with one hand!

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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-16 16:50
I would use both but i'm wanking my brother.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-16 22:24
By definition however, you still wank with two hands. The term "wank" may include moar than one penis wanked off.
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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-17 03:11
>>2
(You're talking to a cloan, 'cream.)
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Name: ltamake : 2014-10-17 05:48
It's pretty damn obvious this thread was made by one of the fraudster hackers roaming /lounge/ exposing trips. I guess they just hate those grown enough to use names, it's sad tbh. But if this bullshjt doesn't prove anonymous posting on /lounge/ has failed, i don't know what will.
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[19:4]

redcream

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Name: Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 : 2014-10-16 18:56
BE GONE FROM THESE BORADS, FUCKING ILLEGAL CLOAN.

SIGNED, COUNTERSIGNED,OVERSIGNED, UNDERSIGNED, RESIGNED AND UPSIGNED, NEGI SPRINGFIELD, THE TRUE NEGI OF THESE AND ALL OTHER BORADS THAT EXIST, WILL EXIST, AND HAVE EVER EXISTED IN PAST PRESENT FUTURE.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-16 21:19
Tinychan - Unwelcome
4Chan - Closed to stop him posting
Secert Lounge - banned
4-ch - Unwelcome
Secretareaofvipquality - Who cares!
Progrider - faggot bait
world2ch - Unwelcome
wizardchan - Unwelcome
8chan - Raped in every thread
Chan4Chan - took it up the anus

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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-16 22:22
What in all green nature is a "borad"?

A roal needs to be admitted here, that is all I am saying.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 11:02
>>2
All of those boards are worse than terrible. I'd literally rather spend my time doing something terrible than visit those boards.
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[20:21]

Please let me be a namefag!

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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-10-13 19:06
Come guys please let me be a namefag like RedCream, 4ct, Futuristipastica, SuperFratBoyExtreme and some of you other jerks, I know I can do and be a real jerkoff too!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 23:56
>>16
Threatening to nuke jewtube is an act of terrorism. I've already reported you via the FBI tipline, and hopefully others will do the same. Enjoy Guantanamo.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-16 01:03
I admit my terroarist roal.

Yet I am too sly and slippery to ever be called to account foar that roal.
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Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-16 04:17

I'm not Anonymous!
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Name: : 2014-10-16 04:18
No more namefag
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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-10-17 09:32
>>18
But are you slyer than the slyest?
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