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Visit the old lounge hereLounge Affiliate: OtakuTalk 
1: The hunt for /Secert lounge/ (3) 2: The hunt for RedCream's /Secert lounge/ in October. (6) 3: RedCream not on /Secert lounge/ (19) 4: Bookmark thread (part 2). (148) 5: RedCream is living in a hobo's anus. (2) 6: Let's find /Secert lounge/ (8) 7: Tell me the way to /Secert lounge/ (3) 8: pmsl (5) 9: /Secert lounge/ (14) 10: Introduction thread (7) 11: Dear tablecat I'm leaving for good. (4) 12: Let's Party Like it's 1999 (14) 13: They call me ToiletCar i wank with one hand! (4) 14: redcream (4) 15: Please let me be a namefag! (21) 16: RedCream AMA [official] (52) 17: The Secert lounge thread for mocking RedCream! (22) 18: Time to come clean! (3) 19: No poctures? = Boring (33) 20: Is murder a less terrible crime? (6) 21: [assertion of fart] (9) 22: Weird... MSM now using term "Secertian" (13) 23: Why ain't you posting on "Secert lounge" RedCream? (10) 24: RedCream Name! (6) 25: Indie Video Game (3) 26: My anus is burning with passion (18) 27: RedCream getting all Queer over Secert Lounge. (5) 28: I am a rude lout (10) 29: RedCream will never find "secert lounge". (4) 30: subject my anus (14) 31: my computer is insecure (6) 32: Post one word that sums up your day (8) 33: Some adherents speak of oapening their Third Eye. (29) 34: Namefags board (26) 35: Tablecoin (21) 36: EXCELLENT NEWS !!! (19) 37: Salted saumon and cat (6) 38: Fuck 4ct and RedCream (12) 39: I'm coming OUT! (15) 40: This board is under the control of ISIS (21)
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The hunt for /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 15:21
Coming soon to DVD near everyone but RedCream.
2
Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 00:58
Near everyone? How near? Are we talking in terms of kilometers? Simply meters? Oar down to the nanoameter scale?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 01:26
>>2
kilometers
Shouldn't that be "kiloameters," asshole?
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[2:6]

The hunt for RedCream's /Secert lounge/ in October.

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 17:51
The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.
2
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 21:26
for you.
3
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 22:29
>>2
kike
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 00:48
A real hunt is far moar exciting than the yawn-inducing silliness that you have proamulgated here soa far.
5
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 01:20
>>4
Many, Many clues have been posted in threads before now, just one is very, very stupid not to see them.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:25
>>5

What transpired is itself soa singularly lacking in basic complexity that the level of excitement soa engendered is to the outlet floa of the Amazon River as is the foarmation of a solitary water droplet in the highest such cloud that will permit it.

That should be a clear sense of comparative scale. Now do yoar sweet evil.
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[3:19]

RedCream not on /Secert lounge/

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 16:39
why?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 11:06
>>14
Wroang.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 14:13
>>15
Your a anus!
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 17:10
>>11
I found [...] on Facebook [...] several RedCreams. What does that tell you?

I give up. What DOES that tell you? And myself? That I have failed to admit my roal? That there are soa many roals from soa many RedCreams that roal-admission is guaranteed? That basting the roast beef instead of wrapping it in bacon is the preferred culinary method? What?!?!
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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-21 15:15

Baffling tales from RedCream
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-22 01:20
I tell some really ripping yarns.

...

But yarn does not speak soa I do not knoa how well my tales are received. HAR HAR HAR oah my I have made a sophoamoaric attempt at humoar.
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Bookmark thread (part 2).

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 23:17
Continuation of the bookmark thread at http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1235730864 (http://archive.is/X84gW )
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-16 12:09
http://www.webhostingtalk.nl/bugtraq-mailing-lijst/52879-blackboard-learning-system-stealing-documents-out.html#axzz3GIyUz000

http://beeznest.wordpress.com/2012/07/01/spider-a-website-with-wget/
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 00:58
http://imgur.com/CDb9HGK
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1341735956&pkey=1109411
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 07:29
http://www.icgi.org/medicalization/#Page_1
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=835743976438540
http://imgur.com/m8rRqHA
http://imgur.com/SIsJ2n6
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1415412182037029
http://imgur.com/QoKac4R
http://imgur.com/a/8BFdH
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1341735956&pkey=1109411
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 22:13
http://www.germanpropaganda.blogspot.com/2014/02/nazi-uses-of-word-nazi.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Karolinska_Solna_University_Hospital
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solna_Municipality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6torget
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagens_Nyheter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ume%C3%A5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torsh%C3%A4lla
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gothenburg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moderate_Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4stmanland

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 21:55
http://imgur.com/gallery/s86HE
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[5:2]

RedCream is living in a hobo's anus.

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 13:15
Because he can't find /Secert lounge/.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 16:20
RedCream is living in OP's anus.

FTFY
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[6:8]

Let's find /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 20:42
Well RedCream?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 14:54
The best thing about secert lounge is the threads aren't make of three word sentence, like here!
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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-20 15:59

There is NO secret /lounge/ ;-;
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 16:30
>>5 Oh yes, there is!
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-21 00:54
I would sooner find a Snark up yoar asshoal, than I would find this soa-called /Secert lounge/ foar which no roal of yoars is admitted but goatfingered foar sure.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 03:18
>>7
I would sooner find a Snark up yoar asshoal, than I would find this soa-called /Secert lounge/

That goes without saying since you spend so much more time in arseholes than in /Secert lounge/. That is your admitted "roal."
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[7:3]

Tell me the way to /Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 18:27
Is this the way to /Secert lounge/
Every night I've been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of /Secert lounge/
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to /Secert lounge/
I've been weeping like a willow
Crying over /Secert lounge/
And sweet Marie who waits for me
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-21 00:51
Dreaming about /Secert lounge/ is quite coarrect, since it does not exist otherwise. You have admitted yoar roal.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 10:04
>>2
I admin no such roal.
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[8:5]

pmsl

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:29
hi im the autistic retard spamming secret lounge BS and i LOOooove dicks and men's assholes
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:33
Heh.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 19:06
>>1
Well that makes a change from tablecat spamming the URL of this shitty site on every fucking chan site, oh but /secret lounge/ is not spamming any URL's, you want too cry now?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 11:41
autistic retard-san is growing up.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 06:59
>>4

Yes. He's blossomed into a strong independent homosexual.
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[9:14]

/Secert lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 15:02
Since all you guys are leaving for /Secert lounge/ let us know the URL so we can come too, don't be a dick post it dudes! since I can't find it on google.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-19 14:38
>>7
I have no roal to admit.

That is seriously inaccurate. We all have roals. Therefoar admissions must folloa.

Person ────► Exists
Existence ────► Roal
Roal ────► Admission
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 16:17
>>10
Admin your roal in why you haven't posted on /Secert lounge/.
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Name:  Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-19 16:30

I'm never leaving until I die horribly ^-^
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-19 19:05
>>11

I admit my roal is to have been an observer.

And I have observed that the secert /lounge/ does NOT exist.

Roal admitted. Now admit yoar oan.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 03:20
>>10
Roal ────► Admission

If a roal in itself is an admission, why the tediously constant requests for one to admit their roals? Surely it's tediously redundant?
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[10:7]

Introduction thread

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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-18 00:14
So word is that anonymous posting is being shut down at the end of the week, after that hacking incident exposed the trips of several big names. Everybody will be needing to register a name to post, so choose yours now and introduce it in this thread. Me? I'm going to be YOLO King* from now on.
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Name: Samfagging : 2014-10-18 01:05
Keke.meme, Fresh *n* Fly, SlyJerry, ToiletCar and YOLO King*.
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Name: YOLO King* : 2014-10-18 01:08
>>3 Yes we be the same douche! so?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 10:38
>>4
we be the
I seriously, seriously doubt the REAL YOLO King* would ever use phrasing as convoluted as that. Get out, clone...
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 13:49
>>3
Wow great argument, you sure convinced us all with thoase hot oapinions.

BU BUFF NICKS
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-18 17:06
Hello, I am RedCream and I sell BU BUFF NICKS.

I can beat any of the prices here. Try me and see.

http://www.google.com/search?q=brilliant+uncirculated+buffalo+nickel&tbm=shop

These are coins. BU BUFF NICKS!

These coins are brilliant. BU BUFF NICKS!

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[11:4]

Dear tablecat I'm leaving for good.

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 19:15
I'm sick of douches like Keke.meme, Fresh *n* Fly, SlyJerry and ToiletCar posting the same shit after crap, it's like the idiot (It's all one guy Kid) who wants to be the new SFBE, well fuck you i'm leaving for secert lounge which has a much better quality of posting.
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Name: >:(SFBE):< : 2014-10-17 22:01
We won't miss you anonyloss ass hole bye ;)
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 01:07
Yeah, fuck this bye tablecat it was going nice until this samefag came here, back to 8chan for me.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 04:01
>>3
Back to 8chan, please.
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[12:14]

Let's Party Like it's 1999

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Name: !]]']VR£EWh : 2014-10-15 13:16
Keke.meme !Compute.uk #5lXLykE3
Fresh *n* Fly !bv.CooLGUY #&wfn{)%5
SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 #Nd-@n4q{
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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-17 05:38
This is fucked up...
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Name: ltamake : 2014-10-17 05:44
When are bitch-ass anonypussies getting banned for this shjt?
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Name: FrozenVoid : 2014-10-17 09:21
Miss me yet?
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Name: Vodka&Whatever : 2014-10-17 09:28
>>12
Yes.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 18:16
>>11
for publicly available tripcodes?
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[13:4]

They call me ToiletCar i wank with one hand!

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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-16 16:50
I would use both but i'm wanking my brother.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-16 22:24
By definition however, you still wank with two hands. The term "wank" may include moar than one penis wanked off.
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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-17 03:11
>>2
(You're talking to a cloan, 'cream.)
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Name: ltamake : 2014-10-17 05:48
It's pretty damn obvious this thread was made by one of the fraudster hackers roaming /lounge/ exposing trips. I guess they just hate those grown enough to use names, it's sad tbh. But if this bullshjt doesn't prove anonymous posting on /lounge/ has failed, i don't know what will.
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[14:4]

redcream

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Name: Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 : 2014-10-16 18:56
BE GONE FROM THESE BORADS, FUCKING ILLEGAL CLOAN.

SIGNED, COUNTERSIGNED,OVERSIGNED, UNDERSIGNED, RESIGNED AND UPSIGNED, NEGI SPRINGFIELD, THE TRUE NEGI OF THESE AND ALL OTHER BORADS THAT EXIST, WILL EXIST, AND HAVE EVER EXISTED IN PAST PRESENT FUTURE.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-16 21:19
Tinychan - Unwelcome
4Chan - Closed to stop him posting
Secert Lounge - banned
4-ch - Unwelcome
Secretareaofvipquality - Who cares!
Progrider - faggot bait
world2ch - Unwelcome
wizardchan - Unwelcome
8chan - Raped in every thread
Chan4Chan - took it up the anus

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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-16 22:22
What in all green nature is a "borad"?

A roal needs to be admitted here, that is all I am saying.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 11:02
>>2
All of those boards are worse than terrible. I'd literally rather spend my time doing something terrible than visit those boards.
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[15:21]

Please let me be a namefag!

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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-10-13 19:06
Come guys please let me be a namefag like RedCream, 4ct, Futuristipastica, SuperFratBoyExtreme and some of you other jerks, I know I can do and be a real jerkoff too!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 23:56
>>16
Threatening to nuke jewtube is an act of terrorism. I've already reported you via the FBI tipline, and hopefully others will do the same. Enjoy Guantanamo.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-16 01:03
I admit my terroarist roal.

Yet I am too sly and slippery to ever be called to account foar that roal.
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Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-16 04:17

I'm not Anonymous!
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Name: : 2014-10-16 04:18
No more namefag
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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-10-17 09:32
>>18
But are you slyer than the slyest?
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RedCream AMA [official]

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Name: RedCream : 2014-09-29 14:34
Ask me anything. I will answer.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 05:17
I have been lurking for four months now and still don't understand this RedCream meme. Could somebody explain it to me?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-14 07:29
>>48
Noa.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 17:08
​C​a​n​ ​I​ b​e​ R​e​d​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​C​r​e​a​m​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​,​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​too​​​​​?​​​​​​
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 17:24
>>48
RedCream is the name we all use for being anus raped, since Sean Kinnier was the first person on world4ch to be anus raped anybody using the name RedCream has been raped in the anus.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-14 22:25
>>48

I am not a meme. I am a person. Just like I am not a bullet, I am a gun. I emit memes much like a star emits light. And I admit my roal. I hoald roals; I am not a roal itself.
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The Secert lounge thread for mocking RedCream!

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 13:43
Is now on page 7.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 17:39
>>17
Yeah, just like you!
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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-10-13 19:01
I'm a faggot!
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-14 04:24
Everyone is a RedCream now.

(Except the hoamoasexuals. Thoase can oanly be cloans.)
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Name: Futuristipastica!!Cauoo+XsTV : 2014-10-14 14:32

I am not Redcream ;-;
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-14 16:26
>>21
So they be hoamoasexual.
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[18:3]

Time to come clean!

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Name: Keke.meme !Compute.uk : 2014-10-14 13:54
Ok guys, its time to come clean with all of you cool guys, I'm both me and SlyJerry, bet you guys never guessed that!
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Name: Shini Laser : 2014-10-14 23:34
smells like bull
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Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 : 2014-10-15 05:47
The claons are literally out of control around here...
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[19:33]

No poctures? = Boring

1
Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 01:08
How can you guys stand this shit!

All this is just text and no images...

How do you even express yourself without any images? How can you describe something without letting the reader see what you're talking about? This place is really just depressing. The theme of this website is so bland and has barely any color (it didn't have much in the first place without pictures anyway). Seeing colors make you happy, pictures are good for your health. I wonder what you guys are like in Real Life. You're probably boring at parties

You may be able to describe something with just words (text) but just remember: a picture is worth a thousand words!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-07 08:56
>>28
Sorry, m8 I don't speak "retard," perhaps you could type like somebody over the age of 12?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 05:20
>>27
:O 404
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Name: Caddyman : 2014-10-14 05:36
THIS NIGGER ONLY READS PICTURE BOOKS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Name: ToiletCar : 2014-10-14 10:40
>>31
Your stupidity is the most boring thing I've read in this whole thread. Please say you have a pocture to take the edge off.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 12:40
>>31
Can someone be more retarded than you? apparently not, according to the inference generated by >>32.
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Is murder a less terrible crime?

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Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-01 00:54
Why is it that companies are allowed to make games where you go around murdering people, dealing drugs and all kinds of other illegal acts, but you can't make games about raping women or molesting children? Is murder a less terrible crime?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-10-01 01:54
The moast terrible crime is that you shave foar better entry.
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Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-03 21:49
Why is it that gays are "born that way," but pedophiles are sent to prison to be "reformed?"

Why don't more people see this as a huge double standard?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 22:25
>>3
Scholars theorize that the vast majority of people have pedo-orientated leanings. But do to social pressure to repress it, they attack and demonize anybody who acts on these hidden urges.

It's similar to how witch burning was almost certainly motivated by sexual attraction to the 'witches' and because such feelings were repressed by society brutal retribution was enacted on those who caused the feelings.

I'm guessing that within 30 years it will be children who are punished for pedo adult actions. Such is the cycle of life.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 05:29
Social stigma. That is the only reasoning. Most people have a hiveminded idea of things, and will accept anything so long as it has a following behind it. Currently, its cool to hate rape, but praise murder. Currently, its cool to be gay, but hate pedophiles. Before, both of these things were opposite of the other. Where without rape, the human species wouldn't even exist. Where hebophilia (attraction to young women, AKA teenagers, not pedophilia) was for the actual purpose of reproduction, as younger women would yield healthier children. And so on. The demonizing of the two things that kept humanity glued together in the first place is the assertion of the inevitable devolution of a somewhat sentient species.

At least, this is what I think it is.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 10:47
>>5
Maybe, but it could also be a sign of a leap forward in human evolution, doing away with redundant stone age hangovers and taking a more rational, detached approach to resolving situations. Logical and without emotion-bias, today's modern human abhors sexual misconduct but is pragmatic enough to understand that killing can be a necessary good thing.
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