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Futuristipastica

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 16:38
he's on the toilet massaging your anus to help the turd come out and play
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Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-04-16 17:04
It was 6060-842
606 and I'm waitin' for you
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 02:36
Do we really need to shit all over this /lounge/ with these threads too? Causing the freezing of one /lounge/ with your pathetic obsession with named members wasn't enough?
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 06:51
>>6
but, but we love him
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 07:41
>>6
He's a mentally deranged pedophile who is not welcome here.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 09:34
>>6
Shalom!
http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1397671348/3
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Explain yourselves

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 04:55
I demand answers. Say some things. Immediately.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 06:49
Man got to do what a man got to do.
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Goat simulator

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 10:10
Now you can really give someone the goatfinger with this game

http://www.goat-simulator.com/
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Name: Futuristipastica !bcphdOix2U : 2014-04-16 14:31

The evil goat died ^-^
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 15:17
>>24

Just because the goat refused to fellate you, doesn't make it evil.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 16:07
>>24
If an evil goat dies the goatfinger is given automaticaly!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 20:01
I DESTROYED PUMBLENUTS
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-17 02:43
Twentydongs (whom I have named (foar I dare such at certain occasions (not today (soa far)))) I welcome you back to Tablecat's /lounge/ and I wish you well in yoar endeavoars.
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Personal Space Invasion in Lavatory, Evidence for Arousal

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 00:05
http://www2.uncp.edu/home/marson/Powerpoints/3610Bathroom1.pdf#page=1&zoom=auto,0,711
The hypothesis that personal space invasions produce arousal was investigated in a field experiment. A men's lavatory provided a setting where norms for privacy were salient, where personal space invasions could occur in the case of men urinating, where the opportunity for compensatory responses to invasion were minimal, and where proximity-induced arousal could be measured. Research on micturation indicates that social stressors inhibit relaxation of the external urethral sphincter, which would delay the onset of micturation, and that they increase intravesical pressure, which would shorten the duration of micturation once begun, Sixty lavatory users were randomly assigned to one of three levels of interpersonal distance and their micturation times were recorded. In a three-urinal lavatory, a confederate stood immediately adjacent to a subject, one urinal removed, or was absent. Paralleling the results of a correlational pilot study, close interpersonal distances increased the delay of onset and decreased the persistence of micturation. These findings provide objective evidence that personal space invasions produce physiological changes associated with arousal.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-17 03:23
Studies prove that the male anus becomes engorged and lubricated when in close proximity to males of superior physical stature. Many believe this is an evolutionary trait to reduce injury to the anal ring should rape occur. While it can technically be classified as 'arousal,' it also proves that sexual arousal is a complex matter. There is also much evidence that weaker males will naturally fantasize about being raped anally by their stronger counterparts, as a way to reduce psychological damage when anal rape inevitably occurs.
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world4ch's /prog/ Emergency Shelter #2

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Name: Shrine Maiden of Hakurei : 2013-07-05 23:55
This shelter has been designated by the local government for the purposes of temporary protection from the spam storm.

Links of interest:

* http://www.change.org/petitions/moot-increase-moderation
Please sign the petition!

* http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html
Kabbalah and other Jewish spells

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-11 01:16
>>326-327
I can confirm that this is a kopipe
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-11 05:57
>>326
I posted that, actually. Pretty sure I got that post from /jp/.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-11 16:09
>>329
I feel silly now. But that makes more sense.
331
Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-14 00:01
tadaima, /frog/
332
Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 20:38
ohayou
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weird facts that could be true

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Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-23 05:00
There is a sea urchin somewhere the size of Manhattan.

No one has ever liked a Mozart tune. No one ever said, "I really like that tune, that Mozart tune."

There is no such thing as the sense of sight. It's all just really good imaginations.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 07:40
No one has said the word pumpernickel in sixteen years, anywhere.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 02:01
>>42
I said it a couple days ago
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 03:07
>>43
And so the streak has been broken!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 03:10
Scientists have found the elusive graviton on a piece of moldy bread.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 12:50
Bigfoot is a large homeless man named Albert Thrummer.
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lounge-quality videos

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Name: Anonymous : 2013-03-01 05:09
Just seems to fit the vibe.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7q_KfseSTc
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Name: Anonymous : 2013-09-18 04:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mldDHI9l1v8
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Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-08 08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEFrrLp0ANk
has the word "sack".
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Name: GothPuff !injCUsdyZs : 2013-10-17 13:14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mldDTGRTHBE3
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Name: Anonymous : 2013-11-05 06:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQYqklipkvk
has the word "dinger"
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 07:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4QDof35cdw

Darth Vader on how to measure the length of your penis.
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The Mystery of the Cleveland Steamer

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Name: Oxford English Lexigrapher : 2014-04-16 04:02
No, that's no the name of a Hardy Boys book, but instead refers to the fact that we do not know who coined that term. At least I don't. Does anybody have a definitive source about the earliest known usage?
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/lounge/

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-10 11:32
http://i.gifeye.com/30187.gif
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 13:53
>>35,36
402 - Payment Required
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Name: Futuristipastica !bcphdOix2U : 2014-04-15 15:44

410 Gone
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 22:21
It makes so much sense!
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-16 03:20
>>36
You must face the BATTLEANUS

Right as rain.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 03:40
Right as rain on the Atacama desert?
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familiar classics

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Name: Anonymous : 2013-09-18 04:45
I'll be posting music that is classic and familiar, mostly sticking to tunes that are recognizable yet not widely identifiable. Such tunes are often used in soundtracks of cartoons, movies, and ads.

Percy Grainger - "Country Gardens"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e72pG3V3asQ
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-03 06:44
Well as you might have gathered, I'm posting anything that's familiar to me regardless. This one you've heard I'm sure.

Richard Wagner - "The Ride of the Valkyries" from "Die Walküre"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-15 04:23
Jacques Offenbach - "Orpheus in the Underworld Overture" (7:20 in)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4hs7vW8SV0
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-03 06:07
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov - "Flight Of The Bumblebee" from "The Tale of Tsar Saltan"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8

And a bizarrely slowed version, to spooky effect:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaprpdQWBQ4
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 07:34
Léo Delibes - "Pizzicato" from "Sylvia"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUxxQIUV7o
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 13:01
Brian Eno - "Windows 95 start up sound"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZHa7ZC6Z0
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world4ch is dead

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-07 17:36
http://blog.4chan.org/post/81998248943/goodbye-to-some-old-friends
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Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-04-14 17:10
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Name: Futuristipastica !bcphdOix2U : 2014-04-14 19:23
>>46

It was you all along!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 03:47
can someone please teach me how to "optimise my quotes"
onegai
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 08:13
>>48

First you must read SICP and achieve satori.

Come back once you've done that.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-15 16:53
>>49

ONEGAI
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Hypothermia

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 23:14
Hypothermia (hypo, low; thermia, temperature) is an effective, but infrequently used suicide method. It is a poor choice for a suicidal gesture, unless one is sure of timely intervention.

Fatality rate: More than 30%.

Permanent injury: Moderately likely.

What are the pros and cons of hypothermia for suicide?

Pros:
☻ Not severely painful.

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-14 01:08
I'd like to some source proving these statements.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-14 01:18
>>2-kun, the soarce seems to be:

>>1

You said that "some" soarce would be a sufficient answer.

Some soarce was dutifully given.

You are therefoar satisfied and need not ever inquire thusly again.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-14 15:44
>>3

Fuck you RedCream, a proper scientific research can't be self-referential in it's sources
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-14 21:56
>>4-san, the surest means of avoiding the self-referential in it's sources is to first not compel the self-referential in it's sources to be given. And the best way of accomplishing that, is to admit yoar roal.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-15 03:07
>>4-sama: What >>5-kun said.
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the one-horse town

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-14 03:11
I had visited a place described to me as such, but I had misunderstood, asking where I could find her and did she do anal.
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April fools

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-06 17:16
Hello everyone, this is The Prankster, BACK with a brand new prank! We got my friend pretty good last time after I cut off one of his fingers while he was asleep, and then shoved it up his asshole! We all had a good laugh. This time, we will be raping his mother for 2 1/2 hours and record it all! We will then force him to watch the video while masturbating with a gun to his head. This might be our best prank yet!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 14:26
>>10
This is the best April fools prank ever!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 01:39
>>11

I thought you'd like it!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 15:12
Who is April? And who is she fooling? I'm confused.
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-14 01:15
I prefer my pranks to be a bit less feloanious.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-14 03:04
how about felatial
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How Privileged Are You?

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 09:45
You live with 29 out of 100 points of privilege.

You’re not privileged at all. You grew up with an intersectional, complicated identity, and life never let you forget it. You’ve had your fair share of struggles, and you’ve worked hard to overcome them. We do not live in an ideal world and you had to learn that the hard way. It is not your responsibility to educate those with more advantages than you, but if you decide you want to, go ahead and send them this quiz. Hopefully it will help.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 16:11
You live with 57 out of 100 points of privilege.

You’re quite privileged. You’ve had a few struggles, but overall your life has been far easier than most. This is not a bad thing, nor is it something to be ashamed of. But you should be aware of your advantages and work to help others who don’t have them. Thank you for checking your privilege.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 17:58
You live with 1 out of 100 points of privilege.

You’re underprivileged. The world is not a fair or ideal place and you know that because you grew up with several identities that the world is not kind to. You had a lot of challenges to overcome simply to get on a level playing field with most people in the world. It is not your job to educate the world about its injustices, but if you choose to, go ahead and send them this quiz. Hopefully it will help.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 20:04
Is that what the fuck "checking your privilege" means? I never understood what the fuck that was and it just sounded like a retarded catchphrase. Now I see that it is a lame ass gimmick that someone made up, like those surveys in magazines where you try to determine which defined personality type you supposedly have from bullshit such as colours that you like.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 20:51
>>3

Let's bully this underprivileged dweeb.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 21:02
>>4

Actually it's a feminist/obese/tumblr/ slogan used to make "Normal" people feel bad about themselves, and to garner pity to the plights of the various identities these tumblr people feel like they belong to, such as transfat queer dinosexual, born-again catharist, McDonalds addict, things like that
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the folly of reality-based knowledge

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-07 08:16
Seriously, what has reality done for you lately. I'd wager jack squat. So why should you base everything you know on it.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-10 23:00
delve deep into the anus of the unknown
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-11 02:49
>>4
delve deep into the anus of the unknown

That is indeed the realm moast desired by Shini Laser (Shiti Loser) and SFBE.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-11 07:21
Only by discarding reality can we truly know the unknowable. Such a feat is a paradox, a contridiction in terms, even nonsense, if we allow the tyranny of reality to rule us.
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Name: Futuristipastica !bcphdOix2U : 2014-04-13 15:54

Reality is by perspective ;-;
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-13 20:09
By adopting a framelessness of reference, we can build knowledge that has no perspective. That is, there is no point of view because there is no viewing going on, and there is no point from which the viewing is not going on.
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Bookmark thread (part 2).

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 23:17
Continuation of the bookmark thread at http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1235730864 (http://archive.is/X84gW )
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 00:37
>>10

OMG LOL
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 09:22
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1261162488
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 18:55
http://www.reddit.com/r/forearmporn
http://www.hermitary.com/articles/
http://72.52.202.216/~fenderse/Technology.html
http://www.youtube.com/user/GORIZARD1/videos
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-12 19:12
http://72.52.202.216/~fenderse/Technology.html
`technology' and its `essence', both linguisitc

baka baka
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-16 00:49
http://bienvenidoainternet.org/fl/src/postea.swf
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rate my poo

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Name: RedCloan : 2014-04-09 19:34
i came across a picture on 'rate my poo' a few weeks ago, of a female bent over in a forest or something, with a long 'log' coming out of her backside. it's since been vanished from the site - any chance of it being re-posted, or getting a copy of it emailed to me? that would be great! thanks.......
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-10 02:46
Christ, she is groaing a tail!
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Name: RedCloan : 2014-04-10 22:20
Give that back!
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-10 22:54
>>2
Poo-tail?
tasty
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the source of the horrid term "paradigm shift"

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-09 07:20
I don't know about you, but I've had it up to here with people coming up with some bullshit phrase that is supposed to mean something smart but just annoys the fuck out of people who know better. One such phrase is "paradigm shift" which I almost typoed as "paradigm shit" by the way. The culprit is Thomas Kuhn, but not the good Tom Kuhn of beautiful yo-yos fame (http://www.tomkuhn.com/), but some ding-dong philosopher book author. All you have to do is make up a silly-ass phrase, write a book around it, and reap rewards by making people feel sophisticated for reading your shit.
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Honourary members of lounge

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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 03:48
This fellow is a member whether he knows it or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfv2i1yKVp8
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 04:24
That's a very warm smile he gives at the end.
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Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-08 07:44
>>1
Is that RedCream?
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Name: RedCream : 2014-04-09 03:28
Noa, >>3-sama, it moast certainly is not myself.

It may be a cloan, however.
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